22
Jan
08

Singapore jokes

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don’t know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but….I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I’m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I’m scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only! !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It’s the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I tell you she’s no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma….


2 Responses to “Singapore jokes”


  1. 1 amy
    June 13, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    hihi exactly sama, salam kenal yah🙂

  2. June 14, 2008 at 1:29 am

    hi… selamat berkenalan juga… semoga enjoy yah…


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